A PHOTO

cxlifornians:

typical lesbian conversation

Reblogged from ALL IN MY HEAD
A TEXT POST

blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

Reblogged from BEYONCÉ
A CHAT

Do you guys realize how fancy Tegan And Sara lyrics are?

  • Other bands: I think you'll be perfect for me.
  • Tegan And Sara: Maybe you would have been something I'd be good at.
  • Other bands: When I was fourteen.
  • Tegan And Sara: When I was four plus a ten.
  • Other bands: I'm done trying with you.
  • Tegan And Sara: I feel like a fool so I'm going to stop troubling you.
  • Other bands: I want to be with you again.
  • Tegan And Sara: I just want back in your head.
  • Other bands: Do you wanna get serious?
  • Tegan And Sara: Go steady with me.
  • Other bands: I just met you but I really like you.
  • Tegan And Sara: I feel you in my heart and I don't even know you
  • Other bands: We broke up. Fuck you.
  • Tegan And Sara: I want your lungs to stop working without me.
  • Other bands: Let's have sex.
  • Tegan And Sara: Let's make things physical.
Reblogged from 1989
A TEXT POST

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
Reblogged from Apple Juice
A PHOTO

sixthsoldier:

LET IT BE KNOWN THAT THIS IS THE IMAGE THAT CRASHED MSPAINTADVENTURES WITHIN SECONDS

Reblogged from actual kate bishop
A TEXT POST

ulltron:

i dont have an faq because no one fucking asks me anything

Reblogged from actual kate bishop
A TEXT POST

jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

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d0it4theratchetz:

All I want is a girlfriend that’ll workout w me. 😍💪

Yes, we can have lots of marathons
Netflix marathons that is

Reblogged from Free Spirit